How To Suck Your Own Penis

Millions of guys undoubtedly think about it on a daily basis, but few can do it.  It’s obvious that most guys would do it if they could, but how many have actually tried it?  Well, we wanted to learn all there is about the subject, so that we could present to you our official guide of How to suck your own penis.

It’s actually easier than you think, but does require a bit of knowledge, expertise, and a pretty flexible back.  Throughout this article we will talk about the easiest ways to achieve this “goal” including stretching techniques, foods to eat, yoga positions, and even ways to make your penis bigger to get you closer to your goal.

Why Would You Want To Suck Your Own Dick?

The topic has probably come up in more than one instance in your life, but the simple fact is that auto fellatio is great.  Imagine being able to get a blowjob anytime, anywhere, at a moments notice.  That’s like the holy grail for men, and was the origination of the phrase “If I could do that I would never leave my house.”

But, is it really that easy??  Well, of course its not, the human body is not constructed in a way to allow you to reach certain areas within over straining yourself.

That said, there are some basic fundamentals you will need to help get you closer to reaching your goal of sucking your own cock.  They involve 3 basic steps:  Stretching techniques, losing weight, and getting a bigger penis.

1st Step – Stretching Techniques

This is the foundation that you will need to lay in order to allow for increased flexibility and the ability to reach your penis.  Remember, you should never stretch to the point of pain.  Use the following techniques right away:

Stretch Your Back: While seated on the floor, put your feet together and spread your legs open.  Hold your feet, and lean forward enough to feel stretching, but before you feel any pain.  Hold this position for 30 seconds, then rest for 30 seconds.  Repeat this 5 times.

Stretch Your Neck:  Another key to autofellatio is stretching your neck.  While seated in a chair, slowly move your chin down towards your chest and hold for 30 seconds, then relax for 20 seconds.  Repeat 5 times.

Stretch Your Legs: While seated on the floor, the simplest way is to lay your legs out in front of you and lean forward to touch your tippy toes.  Go as far as you can, without hurting, and hold for 30 seconds.

2nd Step – Lose Weight

It’s no surprise that a fat belly will likely prohibit you from reaching your penis with your mouth, so it’s time to lose some weight fat ass!  First off, pick up a copy of my free “Get Ripped” ebook.  It’s packed with tons of info on diet and exercise to help you lose the weight fast, and get one step closer to sucking your own cock.

Second, pick up a bottle or 2 of a fat burner called Instant Knockout.  It works GREAT both as a pre workout supplement and a fat burner, and when combined with the exercises in the ebook, you’ll be losing weight in NO TIME.

You can read more about Instant Knockout in this guys review of it.

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3rd Step – Get A Bigger Dick

Obviously the bigger you are the easier it will be to suck your own dick.  You have a few options when it comes to getting bigger, all of which I have personally tested and used to grow 2.5 inches in length and 1.5 inches in girth, PERMANENTLY.

The first option is through the use of an extender device called Size Genetics.  This device will gradually increase the length of your penis, getting you ever so close to performing your very own “self deepthroat”.

The second option is through the use of a water based vacuum pump called the Bathmate.  The bathmate uses the principle of vacuum therapy to gradually increase the size of your penis.

HOWEVER, the bathmate is primarily used for girth, NOT necessarily for length.  So, in this respect, you will likely be better off getting the Size Genetics extender instead.

With that said, it IS possible to get length gains with the Bathmate, they just won’t be as pronounced as the gains in length you would get with the extender.

The last option, and in my opinion the least effective one, is through performing manual enlargement exercises and combining those exercises with a supplement called Vigrx Plus.  The Vigrx Plus will help with blood flow, which is of PARAMOUNT importance when trying to get hard.

With the exercises, you will essentially be tugging and pulling on your dick to make it longer, which takes a bit of finesse and ALOT of work.  However, it IS possible to see great gains in size from doing the exercises, it just takes longer and it’s easier to just pick up an extender to do all the work for you instead.

Click Here to sign up for my free “Enlargement Exercises” ebook for tips on how to do these exercises.

Now, The Fun Part

Ok, so now we are going to try and suck our own penis.  There are 3 popular ways to do this, and we will attempt to explain them in the easiest way imaginable.  The first one is:

Lying on your Back

This is probably the easiest way to self-suck, and can be accomplished within a few months of stretching and practicing.  While laying on the floor or bed, place your hands underneath the small of your back.  Now slowly raise your legs up and gradually pull them towards your head.

In the image to the left, this is what it should look like when you are in the correct position.  You should stop if you feel any pain or discomfort.  Hold this position for a minimum of 1 minute before gradually bringing your legs back down to the floor.  You can get a couple of inches closer to your mouth by gently thrusting your hips forward.  This should give you an added 6 inches or so.

Seated in a Chair

This is another technique which can work just as effectively.  Simply sit on the edge of a kitchen table chair (a sturdy one) which is up against a wall, or a toilet seat.  Masturbate until you reach a full erection and then wrap your arms underneath your knees so that you are pulling your legs slightly upward.

You’ll also want to slide your butt out slightly and lift it up, almost like you are doing a situp.  Then, suck your gut in, and gradually / slowly lower your head to get it as close to your penis as possible.

What To Expect From Sucking Your Own Dick

From what we could gather, the art of a self blow job is actually kind of fun, but does have its downsides.  For one, cumming in your mouth may be great in the heat of the moment, but once the orgasms is all done you may have a mouth full of cum that you really didn’t want.  Some guys actually get off on swallowing their own load, or even just dropping one on the face.  Its all a matter of personal preference I guess.

For some guys, the art of autofellatio actually turns them on, while others may make them think it makes them gay.  There is nothing wrong with self-pleasure, right?  Just because you can masturbate yourself, does that make you homosexual?  Of course it doesn’t, so where’s the difference?